Fortune: Ask a friend
First, when did fortunes stop being actual predictions of the future and more like oddly specific advice/instructions? Second, the friend you take should probably be…
Voyage
Maybe take someone who can spell?
Smoked BBQ Infused
I don't know anymore...is there a typo on this label or does it just have an accent?
On False Advertising
This is not OK, people. Lies in marketing? Sure. Misspelling "Advertisement"? No, absolutely not. Shame. SHAME!
Flavor
Coming from a country famed for its fear of anything that actually tastes of anything, even I'm not sure about paper as a spice.
NSFW: Love to Love
Think I spotted a typo there, mister. Let me know if you need me to point it out.
