First, when did fortunes stop being actual predictions of the future and more like oddly specific advice/instructions? Second, the friend you take should probably be…
Maybe take someone who can spell?
I don't know anymore...is there a typo on this label or does it just have an accent?
This is not OK, people. Lies in marketing? Sure. Misspelling "Advertisement"? No, absolutely not. Shame. SHAME!
Coming from a country famed for its fear of anything that actually tastes of anything, even I'm not sure about paper as a spice.
Think I spotted a typo there, mister. Let me know if you need me to point it out.