Don’t Mess
If you have a better motto for life, I'd love to know what it is.
Longhorns
Found in Texas. No, really.
Video: Too Hot to Play
How hot is it? It's too hot to play. Ms. Jordan is having none of John Henry's shenanigans.
Texas
Yes, people of the world, this is what Texas looks like. They're not kidding.
Legs
I mean, it's good to have a theme. I guess?
Anatomical accuracy
Let me explain the image below. This is a meat grill. It is in the form of a bull...and it seems to have actual ornamental…
On Graffiti Park
Look, I’ve been in Austin 9 years or so now and I’ve never once played the “It’s not as good as it used to be”…
