I think this the best sign I've found since "Please Don't Eat the Soap", a genuine sign in a gift shop in a small TX town... Anyway, surely, this kind of thing is better left to a medical professional.
If you have a better motto for life, I'd love to know what it is.
Found in Texas. No, really.
How hot is it? It's too hot to play. Ms. Jordan is having none of John Henry's shenanigans.
Yes, people of the world, this is what Texas looks like. They're not kidding.
I mean, it's good to have a theme. I guess?
Let me explain the image below. This is a meat grill. It is in the form of a bull...and it seems to have actual ornamental testicles. And yes, this is Texas. How did you know?
Look, I’ve been in Austin 9 years or so now and I’ve never once played the “It’s not as good as it used to be” card, so give me a moment here. I love Graffiti Park. I love it so much that I’ve made up its name rather than try to remember its real one. … Continue reading On Graffiti Park
So, summer's over. It's going to starting getting cold again. Sure, it happens (almost) every year at this time, but we're always surprised, right? A little snow on the ground and the only place open is...well, nothing. Nothing is open. However, I am not from here - I am a proud and hardy Northern European. … Continue reading Advice for Austinites in Winter
Port Aransas holds a complicated place in my heart. For one, it's the first place that my now-wife and I went on vacation together; on the other hand, on that trip I discovered via Facebook the first round of layoffs at my job - I still remained employed then, but the writing was on the … Continue reading On Port Aransas, TX