I think this the best sign I've found since "Please Don't Eat the Soap", a genuine sign in a gift shop in a small TX…
If you have a better motto for life, I'd love to know what it is.
Found in Texas. No, really.
How hot is it? It's too hot to play. Ms. Jordan is having none of John Henry's shenanigans.
Yes, people of the world, this is what Texas looks like. They're not kidding.
I mean, it's good to have a theme. I guess?
Let me explain the image below. This is a meat grill. It is in the form of a bull...and it seems to have actual ornamental…