Video: Too Hot to Play
How hot is it? It's too hot to play. Ms. Jordan is having none of John Henry's shenanigans.
Texas
Yes, people of the world, this is what Texas looks like. They're not kidding.
Lawyer jokes
Supply your own punchline. Clearly they want you to.
Legs
I mean, it's good to have a theme. I guess?
Anatomical accuracy
Let me explain the image below. This is a meat grill. It is in the form of a bull...and it seems to have actual ornamental…
On Graffiti Park
Look, I’ve been in Austin 9 years or so now and I’ve never once played the “It’s not as good as it used to be”…
Advice for Austinites in Winter
So, summer's over. It's going to starting getting cold again. Sure, it happens (almost) every year at this time, but we're always surprised, right? A…
