Lawyer jokes
Supply your own punchline. Clearly they want you to.
Legs
I mean, it's good to have a theme. I guess?
Anatomical accuracy
Let me explain the image below. This is a meat grill. It is in the form of a bull...and it seems to have actual ornamental…
On Graffiti Park
Look, I’ve been in Austin 9 years or so now and I’ve never once played the “It’s not as good as it used to be”…
Advice for Austinites in Winter
So, summer's over. It's going to starting getting cold again. Sure, it happens (almost) every year at this time, but we're always surprised, right? A…
On Renaissance Fairs
Texas is dry. Not dry like in The Untouchables, but dry as in bush fires, bans on washing cars, and wild animals coming into the…
On Port Aransas, TX
Port Aransas holds a complicated place in my heart. For one, it's the first place that my now-wife and I went on vacation together; on…
