Without the steady guiding hand of my wife, I would have bought every one of these things. Every. One. Does this mean I'm a little bit Texan now?
OK, everyone, create your own children's story out of this one. Include the words: trash panda, canoe, caterwaul, and rabies.
I can see there being two schools of thought with this creative diorama: there is nothing wrong with this tableau; there is everything wrong with this tableau. Option 3, of course, is "What's a 'tableau' fancy-Dan?" The good people of Llano see this every day. Some expertly taxidermied deer running wild and crazy behind a … Continue reading Stripper Diorama