On (not getting) Tattoos
My first - and possibly only - searing insight into the world of skin ink is as follows: You're either a tattoo person or you're…
On Birthdays
I've just turned 45 and, as the saying goes, I've never been so old. Is that a saying? Probably not. Anyhoo, there are (at least)…
On Lost Body Parts: Hair
I am now a responsible and upstanding member of society. But once, when I was younger…well, I was still a responsible and upstanding member of…
