I think this the best sign I've found since "Please Don't Eat the Soap", a genuine sign in a gift shop in a small TX…
This kind of advice is why we have mountain rescue teams.
Here in the mighty US of A, we have only the finest modern toilet technology.
Texas water and Texas people (AKA, "Texans"), sure. Texas wind though?
These people want blog writers and Instagram "influencers" to post these pics on social media, right? They're looking for the free publicity. Well, don't fall…
When you want to make sure your customers know what you're selling. Move on food-fad snowflakes! We add your poison to everything here!
Maybe they should have used a bigger sign?