Santa’s Tragic End
If Santa didn't make it to your house today, this might be why. Savaged to death by a pack of wild dogs. No one saw…
On Xmas Traditions
As an Englishman abroad, Xmas can be a time of mixed feelings. Life in Austin is mostly wonderful, but it's easy to feel maudlin about…
On Becoming a Pet Santa
I have an almost infinite list of Things I Will Never Do. I will never run for political office. I will never again do karaoke…
