Go on. Try it. I dare you.
OK, I'd buy it. A hearse. Sure. Except...how the hell would I park it?
As well as awesome sea lions, something else that San Francisco has that my crappy little seaside birthplace didn't is a much more inclusive parking policy. This way to park your crabs.
Sure, we live in an apartment surrounded by hundreds of other virtually identical apartments, but does your fancy town home have carpeted parking spaces? No. No it does not.
How...oddly specific. What happens between 4 and 6 in the morning in your parking lots, University of Texas? Inquiring minds deserve to know... Save