No Dumping

Rebellious irony.

Stripper Diorama

I can see there being two schools of thought with this creative diorama: there is nothing wrong with this tableau; there is everything wrong with this tableau. Option 3, of course, is "What's a 'tableau' fancy-Dan?" The good people of Llano see this every day. Some expertly taxidermied deer running wild and crazy behind a … Continue reading Stripper Diorama →

Rudolph in April

So, it comes to the end of December and you're taking your decorations down. But...maybe one of them has come to seem like an integral part of the decor of the room. For me, it's the fairy lights above the fireplace. For Llano, TX, it's a giant Rudolph leaping forever across a road in the … Continue reading Rudolph in April →

Not a 3-D Theater

The Lantex Theater is many things. Too many things to list on a sign this small in this font. Let us save time. Let us list merely what we are not. We are not a 3-D theater, despite the slightly run-down, small-town, 1950s feel of the place. Please leave your disappointment and wiseacre comments at … Continue reading Not a 3-D Theater →