Naked but for a Hat
Set designer for an antique store. I could do that...
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No matter where you are or what you're doing, always know the correct speed...
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Seeing-eye dog training is more intense than I imagined.
On Subjective Humor
Sure, of course, it hardly needs to be said. But I have in my head an idea of minimum word count, so let’s say it:…
Pirate
I just feel like there was a way that things were made before the advent of Photoshop, and a way that things are made after…
It’s a trap…!
This is how English tourists disappear...never to be seen again...in San Francisco...
The Book of Knowledge
Someone left these just lying around. That seems dangerous. They belong in the White House, surely.
