First, when did fortunes stop being actual predictions of the future and more like oddly specific advice/instructions? Second, the friend you take should probably be a copy editor. I'm saying there's a typo there.
Fortune: Ask a friend
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Voyage
Maybe take someone who can spell?
It’s definitely a day for work…
After I started my new job, I kept my head down for a few months and then decided to have a no-reason day off. So I did. I took my wife to my favorite Chinese place for lunch. And then Fate sent me this message. I will never be tempted again, I promise. Save
It’s fun being a kid
It's not fun being a kid, mass-produced fortune cookie. It's hellish. You have to go to bed early, you have no regular and reliable supply of income, someone else buys your clothes, and girls are scary. It's unpleasant being a middle-aged man in a down-turning economy for exactly the same reasons. Save
Small Change on Strangers 