The Q&A
Based on the Guardian series, here. When were you happiest? Any time when my wife and I were together, with nowhere specific to be, ideally…
On the JCs’ teeth
You’re right; we’ve been here before. A rescue pug (or two) who comes to us with poor teeth that need a lot of expensive care.…
So you’re planning to adopt the JCs
Big JC and Little JC are the first dogs we’ve ever fostered, so they’re going to be hard to say goodbye to. We’ll miss their…
On Things I Would Make Illegal
When I am God-King of the Universe, these are things that will be illegal. With punishments swift and severe: Serving a patron Pepsi when they…
On Sayings
Spending a few years living among people from another country has made me look at many things afresh; it’s not possible to take quite so…
Santa’s Tragic End
If Santa didn't make it to your house today, this might be why. Savaged to death by a pack of wild dogs. No one saw…
So Your Wife is Out of Town for a Week
Day 1 You’re up early to wave your wife off. You’ve carried her suitcase to the waiting Lyft, now back for a coffee and check…
