Big Balls $39.99

They were sold out. Which is fine because obviously we didn't need any extra. Obviously.

For Your Face

Once again, the social and cultural vanguarders of Wal*Mart are showing us the way, this time in retail signage. Here was something I spotted as I was willingly and without complaint being dragged around the working rights giant's female make-up-and-dye aisles. Genius. This Stuff Goes On Your Face. It was only as I was asking … Continue reading For Your Face →

Proud

A sad image from the little-known fairytale of the boy who is cursed to turn to stone every time his thoughts turn to the single lady who lives across the road. A cautionary tale, if ever there was one. Especially as he looks to have developed a serious case of wood worm.

Gift Wrapped

I have no idea what this could be. None at all. And neither do you, virtuous and angelic reader. Let us move along.