<Sings>Werewolves and Plastic Trees... Grinches and inflatable Snoopies... That's what Christmas means to me!
If Santa didn't make it to your house today, this might be why. Savaged to death by a pack of wild dogs. No one saw that coming. The end of Santa?
I have an almost infinite list of Things I Will Never Do. I will never run for political office. I will never again do karaoke (I did it once, I count it as the Wild Thing I Did at University). I will never bungee jump, as that is jumping off a secure platform with an … Continue reading On Becoming a Pet Santa