I Hate Tacos
Love tacos; love puns; love Austin.
Nests
We found where they nested for the night. We put stakes through their hearts and doused them with holy water.
On Being Cold
November 12, 2018, and Austin suddenly got very cold. I mean, not Arctic cold. Not even Edinburgh-at-Xmas cold. But for Austin, the cold is not…
On Tintypes
If you don’t know what a tintype picture is, think of those olde-time-y pictures of outlaws like Billy the Kid. Unless you’re thinking of a…
The Book of Knowledge
Someone left these just lying around. That seems dangerous. They belong in the White House, surely.
On Graffiti Park
Look, I’ve been in Austin 9 years or so now and I’ve never once played the “It’s not as good as it used to be”…
Advice for Austinites in Winter
So, summer's over. It's going to starting getting cold again. Sure, it happens (almost) every year at this time, but we're always surprised, right? A…
