When I am inevitably forced to create my own coat of arms, this will be in a fancy scroll, in Latin, along the bottom.
Motto
Doodah
As part of the application for a vanity plate, you should have to give an explanation.
How did…
A simple Google search provides so many surprising insights into who we are as a people...
Street Names
An old-fashioned intersection.
An armadillo on a rocking horse
Sure. This might as well be a thing.
Everyday
"Every day" = each day. "Everyday" = commonplace. Honestly, this is not a hill to die on. I just noticed it once and now it seems to be everywhere...
Ideal Choice?
I'm going to need more information before I give you a call, mister.
Ben Hur
So many questions.
Come and Take It
An oddly aggressive sign outside a church in Austin, TX.
Outdoor Seating Available
If you still, in these particular times, don't feel comfy eating among germs strangers, then outdoor seating will be provided at your favorite restaurants.
Small Change on Strangers 