Hobo
Sure, who doesn't want a homeless person ornament on their mantle? Especially one with exposed underwear. Ah, what treasure troves these antique stores are...
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On The Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass
It seems I can’t get enough of movies passes. The Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass is my third try at making a movie pass part of…
Coolest Hydrant in Texas
This hydrant is cooler than me. And it's probably cooler than you.
On Prostates & Goodbyes
Johnny Cash, our foster dog for seven months, quickly became a much- loved family member. To know Big JC is to love Big JC. He…
Hell’s Bell
Even in a sports store, I can find something to buy...And this would be living with me now if (a) I had a spare $60…
On Being a Lyrics Guy
It’s a curse, being a lyrics guy. It can, I’m fairly confident, drive a person mad. I have a for-instance, you'll be relieved to learn.…
Conspiracy Theory
The Internet, ladies and gentlemen. I am trying, in 2020, to not read comments on news stories.
