46 Life Lessons for My Children
It's my birthday and, now I have passed the threshold of 45 years, I've decided - in the manner of the excellent and worldly Quindon Tarver's…
On That First Record
My band would be The Three O’Clock Sounds. My biographical first album would be called: Overcomplicating Everything. This would be the cover: Track list: Huh,…
#FridayNightFright 2017
Horror is an interesting genre. It covers a multitude of movies, from cheap home-made efforts to Oscar winners like Silence of the Lambs. The longer…
On Puppies and Babies
Oh sure, we know our dogs aren't really babies. We know that. But, sometimes, it's hard to tell. Similarity to babies: we're responsible for making…
On happy thoughts
Recently, Guardian columnist Victoria Coren Mitchell wrote about how oppressive the current news cycles are and then suggested a list of things that make her…
On Very Specific Types of Fear
We have words for so many different things in the modern world, but there doesn't seem to be enough words for the very specific types…
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Never stop being crasy, little kid.
