Nests
We found where they nested for the night. We put stakes through their hearts and doused them with holy water.
The Book of Knowledge
Someone left these just lying around. That seems dangerous. They belong in the White House, surely.
On #Harvey: Mundane hurricane stories
“You’re a hurricane virgin,” a friend of mine texted…and it’s true. This was my first hurricane. I was lucky enough to be experiencing Hurricane Harvey…
TMNT warning
Now they're evicting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Now, we're getting serious. Now, I will march.
The 10 Stages of a New Yorker Subscription
I am going to better myself and my whole family! I will spend hours reading old stories in the newly available online vault. The first…
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Too stupid…
Remember the good old days when the worst we had to worry about was just straight up stupidity? Happy times. Save
On Making Bad Times Worse
Look, things are bad here in the land of the bacon double cheeseburger. There are really two ways we can go from here – we…
