The Internet, ladies and gentlemen. I am trying, in 2020, to not read comments on news stories.
We found where they nested for the night. We put stakes through their hearts and doused them with holy water.
Someone left these just lying around. That seems dangerous. They belong in the White House, surely.
“You’re a hurricane virgin,” a friend of mine texted…and it’s true. This was my first hurricane. I was lucky enough to be experiencing Hurricane Harvey…
Now they're evicting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Now, we're getting serious. Now, I will march.
I am going to better myself and my whole family! I will spend hours reading old stories in the newly available online vault. The first…
Remember the good old days when the worst we had to worry about was just straight up stupidity? Happy times. Save