Cars – Small Change on Strangers

On Fords

I’m weeks away from having paid off my car. Blanche is very nearly all mine. It’s taken 5 years but it’s the first car I’ve…

OK, I'd buy it. A hearse. Sure. Except...how the hell would I park it?

We’re heading up to Hillsboro, IL, for the Old Settlers Festival, which I imagine beforehand will be seven old people and a one-eyed boy pushing…

Sure, of course, it hardly needs to be said. But I have in my head an idea of minimum word count, so let’s say it:…