On Meeting a Quiet Englishman
I have a car. I live in Austin, so it really helps, even if I took to driving like a teenage boy takes to soap…
No Parking
Go on. Try it. I dare you.
#Illinois2018 – Do You Waze?
Every time I travel, it’s like I’m catching up on what the outside world already knows. On our trip to San Francisco earlier this year,…
Slow Car, Sorry
I need one of these stickers. Neeeeed.
#Illinois2018 – On Road Trips
Americans see distances in a very different way to normal people… They just have so much more to work with. I know this is hardly…
On Fords
I’m weeks away from having paid off my car. Blanche is very nearly all mine. It’s taken 5 years but it’s the first car I’ve…
For Sale
OK, I'd buy it. A hearse. Sure. Except...how the hell would I park it?
