The Lies of Vodka
Vodka, this isn't the worst lie you've ever told me. Maybe the least credible, though.
Video: Too Hot to Play
How hot is it? It's too hot to play. Ms. Jordan is having none of John Henry's shenanigans.
#Illinois2018 – On Road Trips
Americans see distances in a very different way to normal people… They just have so much more to work with. I know this is hardly…
Poop Table
More antiquing. More gems. I mean, this is a poop table, right? It can't be anything else.
Video: Jordan – In Dreams
Maybe the only thing more endearing than Jordan awake is Jordan asleep.
On Fords
I’m weeks away from having paid off my car. Blanche is very nearly all mine. It’s taken 5 years but it’s the first car I’ve…
For Sale
OK, I'd buy it. A hearse. Sure. Except...how the hell would I park it?
Tony’s Web
First, yes, UGH. I know...spiders. There's no greater arachnophobe than me, let me assure you. As such, apologies for giving you a close-up quite like…
On Preparing for a Road Trip: #Hillsboro2018
We’re heading up to Hillsboro, IL, for the Old Settlers Festival, which I imagine beforehand will be seven old people and a one-eyed boy pushing…
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Texas
Yes, people of the world, this is what Texas looks like. They're not kidding.
