Hey, guy, I don't think that's what a golf club is for...
Port Aransas holds a complicated place in my heart. For one, it's the first place that my now-wife and I went on vacation together; on the other hand, on that trip I discovered via Facebook the first round of layoffs at my job - I still remained employed then, but the writing was on the … Continue reading On Port Aransas, TX
Sure, this is the After Party. Take your welcome bag, have a great time. Watch out for the trash pandas.
So, you need a brain scan... You may be told that seeing a neurologist will take a long time, but there is another way to get your treatment. You need an EEG, but they can now give you one of those at home. You think, not for the first time, what a time to be … Continue reading On Home Medicine
When we're young, we believe in crazy things. I believed, for instance, that I would one day make money by my rudimentary ability to put one word after another and ending it with the correct punctuation mark...most of the time; And, OK, I did do a little magazine work, for mom-and-baby mags and for young-lonely-men-alone-in-their-room … Continue reading On Success
I presume this is for when the local trash pandas binge-watch the latest American dumpster fire...
When you become a dog owner, a whole world of previously unimagined delights are opened up to you. The thrill, for instance, of finally finding a trash container for the full bag of poop you've been carrying around in 100-degree heat. There should be a word for that simple but profound emotion. It had been … Continue reading On Dog Training Mistakes