A hat on a fork. Really.


Sure, you’re a restaurant, so why wouldn’t you have an enormous fork outside just to drive home the point. And sure, you’re attracting people to come in and celebrate graduation, so you use a graduation cap to catch the eye of potential customers.

But then you end up with a cap on a fork. And that’s appealing only to cannibals with a taste for educated lunch meat.

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