So, maybe this is a personality test.
Do you read this as “TON-GASS”, as my wife does?
Or do you read it as “Tongue-ass”, as I do?
And what does that say about you…and me? I know what it says about my wife. She’s too good to be hanging around with the likes of us, but we both knew that already, didn’t we?
Small Change on Strangers 