A list of things Rev. John Henry is afraid of:
- Balloons
- Plastic bags
- Traffic cones
- Loud talking
- Leaves blown by a strong breeze
- A strong breeze
- Eye patches
- Stones in a suspicious pile
- Small plastic bottles
- Those big water-cooler water bottles
- Piles of earth
- Any kind of noise directly outside the front door
- The pernicious effect that money exerts on our political system
