The Austin fashion police are very particular. You can enter the library in flip-flops, in fancy, shimmering socks and sandals, in teeny-tiny shorts, wearing blue-and-green anything, wearing Spock ears, wearing a T-shirt that still asks, “Who shot JR?”, knee pads, fingerless gloves covered in pixie dust, a vest that comes halfway down your belly, lace curtains, a barbed wire belt, clown shoes. But not a top hat.
Bad show, Austin fashion police (library division).
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