Pocari Sweat

I don't know. I don't think I'm hungry any more. Thanks but I had a milkshake at Wendy's on the way. Those things really fill you up, don't they? You feel free. I'm sure it's very nice. I'll wait in the car.

Womens

I don't like to go on about "apostrophe abuse" or spelling and grammar mistakes in general - this post and indeed this blog is guaranteed to be littered with those...but. But. But, Target, come on. This is not good enough. In a country that gets "Five items or fewer" signs correct at the checkout (while … Continue reading Womens →

On the Weirdest Thing That’s Happened to Me…So Far

You know what’s a good ice-breaker? In parties, sitting on a park bench, tied to a complete stranger in a hostage situation, you need a question to start up the conversation. Something like, “What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?” Of course, like all conversational opening gambits, you’re really only asking so you … Continue reading On the Weirdest Thing That’s Happened to Me…So Far →

Echo

Writer/Artist: Terry Moore Echo is what happens when someone really really wants to know what Terry Moore would do with an Iron Man story. Kind of. If you've read Strangers in Paradise (and you really should), then you'll have a fair idea about how this goes. The man in the metal suit is a woman; … Continue reading Echo →

Thrilled Cheese!

I want to understand. I need to understand. But dammit, I just do not understand what the hell is going on here. You're spacemen. Four spacemen. Or, by some complicated and/or hilarious twists and turns, you're four strangers who each have somehow had fishbowls dropped on your heads. Or, you know, is that a thing? … Continue reading Thrilled Cheese! →

The 5 Scariest Movie Monsters

Like all great ideas for blog posts, this one came from a discussion with work friends when everyone should have been busy doing other things. So, what are the scariest characters in movies? When I started thinking about this seriously, I realized I could only see it one way: the things that had frightened me … Continue reading The 5 Scariest Movie Monsters →

On Vasectomies

If you’re about to have a vasectomy, you might not want to read any further. It’s not that it’s bad, a vasectomy – it just sounds bad. There are words in this post that you never want to hear in the same sentence. Like how “roach” and “my cupcake” should never be said within seconds … Continue reading On Vasectomies →

On the Eating of Brazilian Steak

Unless you’re a successful publishing freelancer – where the crazy money is to be made – the Brazilian Steakhouse Experience is not an everyday one. It’s very strictly a special-occasion, save-up-for-six-months kind of experience. But buy that piggy bank and start hoarding those quarters now. This is every awesome thing that happens… So, we decide … Continue reading On the Eating of Brazilian Steak →