Gandhi: Be The Change
I did not realize that Gandhi had so much influence on Prince's spelling eccentricities. If true.
This Meeting is Bullshit
Cut-out-and-keep. You will need this at some point this week. I guarantee it.
On What I Do Best
So, I wondered to myself recently, what is the tell-tale sign that we’ve stopped writing about dystopias and are instead living in one? Just a…
Fortune: Ask a friend
First, when did fortunes stop being actual predictions of the future and more like oddly specific advice/instructions? Second, the friend you take should probably be…
On Sugar
We have been here before. I am not giving up sugar. That would be crazy. And sad. And, most relevantly, impossible. I am giving up…
Save Me From the Clown Cup
First, my coulrophobia is perfectly rational. Second, this is objectively terrifying and should be destroyed. Third, the fact that it looks like Dick van Dyke…
On Football
Football, the American version that is mostly played with the hands, first came to the UK via Channel 4, Britain’s fourth terrestrial television channel. I…
Hobo
Sure, who doesn't want a homeless person ornament on their mantle? Especially one with exposed underwear. Ah, what treasure troves these antique stores are...
On The Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass
It seems I can’t get enough of movies passes. The Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass is my third try at making a movie pass part of…
Coolest Hydrant in Texas
This hydrant is cooler than me. And it's probably cooler than you.
