Coolest Hydrant in Texas
This hydrant is cooler than me. And it's probably cooler than you.
On Prostates & Goodbyes
Johnny Cash, our foster dog for seven months, quickly became a much- loved family member. To know Big JC is to love Big JC. He…
Hell's Bell
Even in a sports store, I can find something to buy...And this would be living with me now if (a) I had a spare $60…
On Being a Lyrics Guy
It’s a curse, being a lyrics guy. It can, I’m fairly confident, drive a person mad. I have a for-instance, you'll be relieved to learn.…
Conspiracy Theory
The Internet, ladies and gentlemen. I am trying, in 2020, to not read comments on news stories.
On Jesus of Montreal
In my mid-teens, these are the things I used to prove that I was cooler than you (despite so much evidence to the contrary): A…
Inside Hostess
I think this the best sign I've found since "Please Don't Eat the Soap", a genuine sign in a gift shop in a small TX…
